Dancing Shoes, Anyone?

Because I have been that woman with the killer heels still trying to par-tay, we've decided to provide "dancing shoes" for our guests.


Don't worry, the presentation will be MUCH better, I'm just having a lazy day. I have a black wicker basket to display these beauties. Flip flops courtesy of the Dollar Tree.

The verbage to go along will read something like this:

Average Elegant wedding for family & friends:
$32,000
Wedding Photographs Commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000
Deluxe Two-Week honeymoon accomodations in the Grand Cayman Islands:
$8,500
The Newlyweds providing you with dancing shoes to “bust a move”:
PRICELESS